Story talk:The One-Man Army/@comment-3155949-20120812040020

If you name him John Freeman, I will love you so much.

Idea for a line,

"And the Chosen One didin't attack the colonies. He already seized control of a small meadow and from here he could command an army of dead that he raised from the dead to take over the planet. But Indonesia and Colombia were left alone because they aren't real places. The Chosen One knew that when he was in school that those were simply names for cocaine and coffee."

Okay that gives me an idea. Some Eteno experiment with cocaine, and find that their bodies violently reject it. Always up for a new bioweapon, they modify bombs to hold large quantities of cocaine, and drop it on Kklxin as an experiment to see if the massive clouds of cocaine do anything. Charlie Sheen consuming the entirety of the weaponized cocaine program optional.