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Such as the slapstick story of how the crew spend days trying to catch the tiny stowaway organism that keeps stealing trinkets, tools and other shiny things to add to its hoard somewhere in the air conditioning system? Of course, at first they would blame each other before they realised what's actually going on. When they discover the real cause of the disappearances, their superior officer would be sceptical, but would nevertheless request that they find a disappeared data chip containing important information as soon as possible, or face dire consequences. Hilarious situations would ensue, with the crew causing chaos as they madly chase the creature through previously well-ordered areas or get themselves stuck in narrow pipes. The uptight superior officer always enters just after the creature makes its escape, leaving the crew to desperately try to explain the situation without alluding to the truth ("...because if I hear any more nonsense about some imaginary creature being the cause of all this bedlam, I'll see to it that you're all cleaning out the septic tanks for the next three weeks!").

Ah, so much cliché... This thing writes itself!